Just got this email:

I am Roseline Johnson a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria. i am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truths that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger.Please you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested,Do get in touch with me immediately on my Email: roselinejohnson37@yahoo.com.hkYou should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.

Regards,Miss Roseline Johnson .Computer Scientist

It's like they don't even try anymore. :D Funny stuff. My favorite part, "I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours."